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Pure and Unadulterated Lies
Written April 2026 In the heady days of my late teens, I was a college student enjoying the folly of youth, which meant putting the minimum of effort into the incredibly dull course I was studying during the week (admittedly ditching a few lectures to play pool and drink cider in the local) and looking forward to the weekends, which were whiled away with friends at pubs and clubs. We also enjoyed raves of the kind that only 1990s kids will remember, sometimes in an abandoned
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Crisis or Carry On?
Written March 2026 For those of us who have long been through the looking glass, everyday life as presented to us by the production studios they call newsrooms is, quite obviously, bullshit. The harder the BBC try to convince us that a man called Christan Guy works at the Centre for Social Justice, and that Dr. Pam Graves is an Archaeologist, and that Phil McCann was the only reporter available to report on the countrywide petrol shortage, and that Paul Twocock works for Ston
Mar 246 min read


Problem. Reaction. Solution.
Written June 2025 Problem. Reaction. Solution. The simple, yet unbelievably effective tactic that governments and totalitarian...
Jun 9, 20256 min read


Sins of the Parents
Written April 2025 Five years. Five long years, since the government went full out Stasi on its people, and the majority of said people...
Apr 8, 20256 min read


The Next Big Thing
Written March 2025 Sigh. Another day, another huge pile of propaganda. And it’s a shame, really, because I actually did like the show. If...
Mar 20, 20255 min read


Abstracting Death
Written March 2025 Jean-Paul Sartre once wrote, "Evil is the product of the ability of humans to make an abstract of that which is...
Mar 8, 20256 min read


Wily Willy & Cheating Charles
Written November 2024 In what is perhaps their worst PR move since the photoshopped photographs, the royals have churned out a two-part...
Nov 4, 20245 min read
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I'm From The Government And I'm Here To [insert sinister adjective here]
Written October 2024 Convincing people that the government cares for their health, wealth, and wellbeing, has been and continues to be...
Oct 23, 20245 min read


Huw Edwards & Company
Written September 2024 Another day, another paedophile avoiding prison. Today it is the turn of Huw Edwards , the latest BBC nonce...
Sep 17, 20244 min read


The Royal Family: Shitting on the Plebs for Centuries
Written September 2024 There is an exhibition currently running at Kensington Palace, titled ‘Untold Lives: A Palace at Work’ . The blurb...
Sep 15, 20244 min read


A King's Ransom
Written September 2024 Are you a pensioner, who has had the much-needed energy grant taken away? Are you worried about how you will pay...
Sep 9, 20244 min read


Huw Edwards is Not On Normal Courtyard Exercise
Written August 2024 So one-time telly newsreader favourite, Huw Edwards, has pleaded guilty to a charge of making indecent images of...
Aug 1, 20246 min read


Un-Smart ID
Written July 2024 In an announcement that comes as no surprise to many of us, the new Labour government are planning to bring in digital...
Jul 24, 20243 min read


Pride? Have a Word.
Written June 2024 This week, a child was left fighting for her life in hospital, after being shot while dining outside at a restaurant...
Jun 2, 20246 min read


Notes On Old Scandals
Written May 2024 This week the country is reacting with understandable shock and horror to the findings of a report into the infected...
May 24, 202410 min read


True Colours?
Written May 2024 Question: When is a coincidence not a coincidence? Answer: When it’s anything to do with The Royals. Today we saw the...
May 17, 20247 min read


From Pantomime to Tragedy: Trans-ing Children
Written March 2024 This week saw the welcome news that NHS England will no longer be prescribing puberty blockers for children who...
Mar 15, 20249 min read


Sell-out Celebs: Endorsing Tyranny
Written March 2024 When Covid became ‘a thing’, it is not an exaggeration to say that the world went somewhat bonkers, and a good...
Mar 7, 202410 min read


It's her party and Lilibet will cry if she wants to
Written January 2024 In the latest in a long line of events that exhibit the extraordinarily out-of-touch and entitled nature of the...
Jan 16, 20244 min read


Fear. Tyranny's Best Friend.
Written November 2023 Remember lockdown? I do. All too well. As a proud tin foil hat wearer, I called bullshit on the Covid narrative...
Nov 18, 20236 min read
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