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Why Don't You (switch off your TV set)?
Written October 2026 The box. The telly. The tube. Friendly, familiar names for something that has been in the homes of almost every citizen for the past 50 years or more, pouring unfiltered shite into the conscious and subconscious of billions of people, day in, day out. Seven days a week. And now, thanks to progress, 24 hours per day. Innocent sounding names for something which is really quite sinister. The propaganda device, the brainwasher, the liar, would perhaps be more
2 days ago6 min read


The Unbearable Weight of Knowledge
Written July 2026 This week, a dear friend who was just 56 years old passed away, and to say that it came as a shock is an enormous understatement. Just four weeks ago, we were engaging in our usual morning work routine, making tea, and chatting about the weekend, our families; today, a mere 28 days later, she’s gone. It seems unreal and is almost more than I can bear. A few years previously, she had been diagnosed with breast cancer, and as is standard, as we have been convi
Jul 96 min read


Trolling Tragedies (or Asking Questions)
Written June 2026 This week marked the two-year anniversary of the curious case of Jay Slater, the British teenager who allegedly fell to his death while on holiday in Tenerife. To recap, after being reported missing by a friend, Jay’s body was allegedly found in a ravine a month later, the 19-year-old seemingly having suffered a catastrophic head injury from the fall. The case attracted huge press attention, as well as a considerable amount of speculation by “online ghouls”.
Jun 197 min read


Truth and Trust
Written June 2026 The 1969 “moon landings” have long been my benchmark, perhaps slightly arrogantly, for ascertaining the depth of a person’s perception skills. I have been a moon landing denier from a young age, and it has always struck me as unfathomable that anyone could believe not least the blatant fakery of the footage from “the moon”, but also the inability of the authorities to explain the inexplicable. The landline telephone call from the White House to the moon shou
Jun 116 min read


Pure and Unadulterated Lies
Written April 2026 In the heady days of my late teens, I was a college student enjoying the folly of youth, which meant putting the minimum of effort into the incredibly dull course I was studying during the week (admittedly ditching a few lectures to play pool and drink cider in the local) and looking forward to the weekends, which were whiled away with friends at pubs and clubs. We also enjoyed raves of the kind that only 1990s kids will remember, sometimes in an abandoned
Apr 2617 min read


TMI? Yes. Definitely TMI.
Written April 2026 At the risk of being called a proper prude, I am sick and tired of the trend for women in the public eye declaring to the world just how sexually active they are, and embellishing their statements with sordid descriptives of just how “out there” they are with their tastes and proclivities. I’m not even talking of the bullshittery that is “Bonnie Blue”, whose activities seem, frankly, completely implausible, in fact, impossible. I’m referring instead to the
Apr 153 min read


Crisis or Carry On?
Written March 2026 For those of us who have long been through the looking glass, everyday life as presented to us by the production studios they call newsrooms is, quite obviously, bullshit. The harder the BBC try to convince us that a man called Christan Guy works at the Centre for Social Justice, and that Dr. Pam Graves is an Archaeologist, and that Phil McCann was the only reporter available to report on the countrywide petrol shortage, and that Paul Twocock works for Ston
Mar 246 min read


The Devil in the Detail
Written June 2025 Yesterday, 379 MPs proved yet again that they are indeed the puppets of Satan himself, when they voted to decriminalise...
Jun 19, 20256 min read


Problem. Reaction. Solution.
Written June 2025 Problem. Reaction. Solution. The simple, yet unbelievably effective tactic that governments and totalitarian...
Jun 9, 20256 min read


Sins of the Parents
Written April 2025 Five years. Five long years, since the government went full out Stasi on its people, and the majority of said people...
Apr 8, 20256 min read


The Next Big Thing
Written March 2025 Sigh. Another day, another huge pile of propaganda. And it’s a shame, really, because I actually did like the show. If you haven’t been under a rock for the last week, you will probably know that I’m talking about Adolescence, the Netflix show that dropped last week, and that predictably, the entire country is talking about. Of course, when something gets this level of traction, you can be sure it has not happened organically, no matter how good the quality
Mar 20, 20255 min read


Abstracting Death
Written March 2025 Jean-Paul Sartre once wrote, "Evil is the product of the ability of humans to make an abstract of that which is...
Mar 8, 20256 min read


Donald Trump Is Not Your Saviour
Written January 2025 Events of recent days have, quite frankly, made me want to find a piece of land in the middle of nowhere, miles away...
Jan 24, 20254 min read


You Can Stick Your New World Order Up Your Arse
Written January 2025 Today I finally got around to watching the fantastic “ Ode to the New World Order: The Daz Band Documentary ” on...
Jan 20, 20255 min read


Grooming the Public
Written January 2025 This week, the horrendous (but not remotely new) story about the Pakistani so-called “grooming gangs” hit the...
Jan 12, 20254 min read
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I'm From The Government And I'm Here To [insert sinister adjective here]
Written October 2024 Convincing people that the government cares for their health, wealth, and wellbeing, has been and continues to be...
Oct 22, 20245 min read


Un-Smart ID
Written July 2024 In an announcement that comes as no surprise to many of us, the new Labour government are planning to bring in digital...
Jul 23, 20243 min read


Pride? Have a Word.
Written June 2024 This week, a child was left fighting for her life in hospital, after being shot while dining outside at a restaurant...
Jun 1, 20246 min read


Notes On Old Scandals
Written May 2024 This week the country is reacting with understandable shock and horror to the findings of a report into the infected...
May 23, 202410 min read


The Cass Report - Bursting the Trans Bubble
Written April 2024 I wrote once before that human beings are often poor at anticipating the consequences of their actions. Short term...
Apr 13, 20247 min read
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